Hmm... I don't really know what is supposed to go in this section, but I feel bad because it is empty. ^^
So in the mean time, I thought that this youtube video was pretty fun.
And if you have time, here is why girls like potatoes more than roses. (Wisdom from a chatroom.)
"IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last forever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow mini cooper even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
o_O
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
Jokes:
President Bush and Dick Cheney are flying in Air Force One. President Bush says, "I could throw $1000 out the window and make one person happy." Dick Cheney says, "I could throw $10,000 out the window and make ten people very happy." Then the pilot says, "I could throw you both out the window right now and make 300,000,000 people unbelievably happy." (Lol)
